Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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