I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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