You're completely useless in the revolution.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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