yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
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The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
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I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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