Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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