just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
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Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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