Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
foreskin is a definite game changer
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.