shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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