y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
how drunk are you?
Several
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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