wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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