I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
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My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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