whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
My vagina is very pro this idea
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