Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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