a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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