you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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