So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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