Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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