Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
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And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
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The power of my boobs compel you
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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