ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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