how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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