This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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