There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
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I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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