what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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