Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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