We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
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