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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook

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• (253): View more from Washington

  These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency

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  These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game

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• (916): View more from California

  I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.

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• (530): View more from California

  My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.

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  These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering

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• (209): View more from California

  Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store

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