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(914): View more from New York

After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!

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(859): View more from Kentucky

let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Say it nicely.

(1-303): View more from Colorado

Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?

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(662): View more from Mississippi

He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?

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(310): View more from California

I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub

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(513): View more from Ohio

I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.

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(954): View more from Florida

When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.

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(858): View more from California

The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear

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