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• (941): View more from Florida

  Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to

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• (408): View more from California

  i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...

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  The 23 Worst Things That Have Happened After a One Night Stand

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.

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