I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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