Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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