READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
