so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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