All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You need Xanax blowdarts
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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