did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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