Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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