He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
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So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
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Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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