the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
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Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
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I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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