The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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