He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I am naked and annoyed.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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