is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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