let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
