The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
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You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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