She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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