Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Are we still banned from the library?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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