Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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