He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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