Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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