we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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