that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Randomize
