We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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