Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
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and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
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In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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