Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
