it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
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I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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