so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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