thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
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I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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